A Shortage of...
- I was talking to my friend Curly about my upcoming wedding and return to the United States.
- Curly: How long are you going to be in the States.
- Me: Ten days, but I'll be leading a gaggle of Asian tourists around. (Meaning my fiancee's family.)
- Curly: Too short.
- Me: I know.
- Curly: The time, not the Asian tourists.
- Me: I figured.