Not to Mention a Water-Melon

Goofy was teaching her class how to say beach in Chinese. She urged her students to take caution if they ever decide to have some seaside fun in the sun.

“Be careful not to put your food on the ground, or you might have a real sand-wich.”

She told me this joke and made me write it down immediately. As we often do when trading corny puns, or cold jokes as they are called in Taiwan, I congratulated her on her joke.